Alright, so they announced the new cast of DWTS. I don't know why the casting people can't seem to remember that the name of the show is Dancing with the STARS, not Dancing with the Has-Beens, Losers, Wanna-Be's and people we have never heard of show.
Did you see the cast yet? Now, they haven't told us yet who will be paired with which dancing pro, so that could improve how this season will shake out.
Here's a photo of the complete cast, rather than a whole bunch of pics to look at and say "Who?" each time.
The two names that jumped right out as people that could be considered "stars" are Kirstie Alley and Ralph "The Karate Kid who seems to have had too much botox" Macchio. There is another person that I have seen on t.v. before named Wendy Williams who has a show on BET. Personally, I always thought she was a trannie.
Then the usual one or two athletes led by Sugar Ray Leonard. After that, I have no clue who these people are. Do you? Give me some scoop on them, please.
I am waiting to see who gets paired up with whom before I get excited (or depressed) BUT! I will tell you this, I am betting dollars to donuts that they try to stick Maks with Kirstie. She's known for being loud, opinionated and feisty. Pairing her up with Maks will make for some great practice footage.
Any opinions yet? Let me hear from you!

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ReplyDeleteChris Jericho - famous professional wrestler
Kendra, (don't know last name) - made famous as one of Hugh Heffner's original three girlfriends on the E network's Girls Next Door Program. When they all went their separate ways, she got her own show, married a famous football player, (so famous i can't remember his name), and had a baby.
If the picture was bigger, I might be able to tell who the chick on the end is. She looks really familiar. I'm also assuming the guy standing behind Chris Jericho is a football player. Past or present.
Oh, and I think they will pair Kirstie with Johnathan or Tony. They usually save the sexier girls for Max, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteI think Duffy's right about Maks. I'll bet Kendra ends up with Maks.
ReplyDeleteI also agree with you about the losers and has-beens. So far, I'm not very excited about this season!
TMZ had spoilers yesterday way before the actual announcement. They have Kendra with Louis and Kirstie with Maks. Kendra (Wilkinson) is married to Hank Baskett, who is not a famous football player. He is famous only for marrying her and completely muffing the onside kick in the 2010 SuperBowl, which cost the Colts any chance to come back to win.
ReplyDeleteThe girl on the end is Chelsie Kane, the required Disney alum (have no idea who she is).
Petra Nemcova is on it - model most famous for surviving the 2004 tsunami in Asia (though her fiance was killed in it).
Hines Ward is the other athlete - a wide receiver who won some Super Bowls with the Steelers and has not had any rape accusations. I always thought it was fun that his home field was named Heinz Field :)
(Li'l) Romeo is on there - Master P's son, and we all know what a disaster P was.
I'm boycotting....
"Dancing With The D-Listers."
ReplyDeleteI would have paid American Dollars for Levi Johnston to be on the show.
See? I just knew they would go for the Kirstie/Maks combo so we could watch the fur fly in rehearsals. Maks will have his job cut out for him for reals this time!
ReplyDeleteMaster P's son? Lord have mercy! That was the worst performer this show has ever had.
Thanks for the intel on who these people are. I still stand by my assertion that they morons are not "Stars".
And Kelly, if Levi Johnston had been on it would have been a vast improvement over this herd. Who would have been the best pro to pair him with?
oh, YES, and Wendy is a man. I'm interested to see if they pair with a guy or girl?????
ReplyDeleteGood grief. I soooooo think this show has run its course. Seriously. This is sad. It used to be fun, now it's sad, sad, sad. They must pay those pros a lot of money to put up with all these has-beens or never-weres. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteIs there any word on who all the professional dancers will be? Last season Derek said no to this season, and his sister hasn't been in for the last couple of seasons.
ReplyDeleteOk ok... ABBA and some internet research has convinced me that Wendy Williams has not been confirmed to be a man. (S)he even has a child. But that is one tranny looking woman!
ReplyDeleteKendra is the Vegas favorite for winning it all. That's pretty impressive, considering how terrible other E! reality show people have done on it. I guess her stripper past might help?
Don't tell me they are going to put Kirstie Alley in some revealing costume? Gag.
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