Totally Ripped-Off Post

I stole this from my s-i-l and have added in my own little comments.  Enjoy!

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you

realize you're wrong.  **We have some friends who are hilarious. He says

 that whenever that particular situation arises with them, he doesn't 

hear "I'm Sorry" so much as "Never Mind".

2. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your 

computer history if you die.   **And update your facebook status and remove

any incriminating photos and tell all your blog friends.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

**I married into a family of nappers.  These people are HUGE on taking naps.

It has taken me a while to learn and appreciate the value of just resting for a bit 

during the day.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

**Actually, I can fold and iron fitted sheets.  I like them that way!  Jealous?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 

**Yes it was.  And so is writing a real letter

with pen and paper.

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty

 sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.   

**Map Quest sucks. I use Google Maps exclusively. 

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how 

the person died.

**You should know how I feel about that already. 

 But yes, Hear Hear!! on cause of death.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories. 

**Any time you hear "Hey!  Y'all watch this!" 

you need to get your camera ready.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment 

at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive 

for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to

 have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to

 save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make

 any changes to.  

**My OCD self will have to double and then triple check, I hate that!

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to

 answer when they call.  **Sorry to say, I really do this.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday

 night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. Martinis in my case.

**This one has to be my favorite!

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and

 smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to

 prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,

 and you can wear them forever. **Except at my house where we have 4 

cats and 3 dogs and plenty of loose hair.  You will need to at the very 

least lint-roll those pants occasionally!

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not

 know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys

 in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -

 but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,

 in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first

 helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize

 that their brain is also important.  **Now, THAT is funny!