News of the Weird and getting Weirder

You are just never going to believe this story I have for you today.  I was shocked at the get-go. But then it got weirder and weirder.

Go here and read this.  I will wait.  It's not that long, but it is chock-full of OMG moments!

Here is the readers digest version:

Someone in Boise Idaho was going in to bars and telling random women that they would free breast exams and giving out the phone number to a real plastic surgeon's office.  And get this!!!

Several women were dumb enough to let themselves get felt up in a bar and think it was a "real" breast exam.  Really?  Seriously?

So when calls started coming in to the real plastic surgeon's office saying "Hey, when the Dr. felt me up at the bar, I was also given an appointment"  they contacted the police, who then put out a warrant for the offender.

Who (get this) was a woman!  It wasn't even a sleazy pervy old guy like you would imagine!  Amazing.

So when the warrant for this woman goes out, it ends up being for a man's name.

Huh?

She was in the system already but under a man's name.  Double huh?

Turns out she is a Male to Female transgender!  I am telling you, if Hollywoood were writing this story no one would believe it.  And yet, back in Boise, Idaho . . .

May I just say that it doesn't help the story-telling any that every single time I say Idaho, I think of that stupid joke about which of the Miss America contestants is a prostitute.  It's the one that is Miss I-da-ho!  Bahh!!!  I know, you would think I was a 12 year old boy.

So Miss Kristina Ross who used to be Mr. Kristoffer Ross is going back to the pokey!  Hee!  I wonder if she will be offering free exams to her new cellmates?