Random t.v. updates & nonsense

Let's start with BB. What gives with the most BOOOOORRRRRING cast in history? Gaaawd, these people are so tiresome. Right now I hope Jeff takes over and kicks some ass. I am seriously voting for him to win the coup d'tat or however one spells that Frenchy word. Even more annoying than Chima's horrendous laugh (that never ends, please make it stopppp!!!) is Lydia doing her whiney little girl baby doll impersonation when she is alone with Jessie. OMG! Wtf is wrong with her? Can none of those girls see that he is so not interested? I don't think Jessie is gay either. He seems to be pretty asexual, just totally bored with the whole process. Nothing interests that boy other than looking at himself in the mirror. Makes me wonder if he can see how teeny, tiny his head is. What a complete douchebag.

Here's my rundown on these wieners:

Jordan - I honestly can't imagine how she makes it through each day without picture instructions. Dumb as a sack of doorknobs. And if she doesn't quit playing with her hair someone should just straight up bitchslap her. aarrrrggghhh!!!

Michelle - uuhhh? Where to go with this? Is she a nerdy scientist? Is she a freaky bisexual? Is she just weird and boring? Will the real Michelle please stand up?

Ronnie - Kick that boy to the curb. Weird as batshit.

Russell - Cute, sort of smart, and I love the way he is always sneaking around and listening in on everyone. Ha! Now, that's funny t.v.!

Lydia - Oh Lydia, I had such high hopes for Lydia the tattooed Lady. But she is proving to be a big disappointment. Mostly in her stupid crush on Jessie the turtle boy. And the way she throws all her friends and allies under the bus at the drop of a hat. No loyalty at all.

Kevin - Is Kevin still there? Is he? Has Kevin done anything?

Natalie - My least favorite hamster. She rubs me the wrong way. I can't stand it every time she opens her mouth. Casey had it right when he called her Jessie's pitbull. That girl needs to go home. It would be way funnier for Jessie to go first and then see what she can do without her boy.

Jeff - He seems to be the most honest one there. A little too honest sometimes. He could use a filter for what leaves his brain and goes out his mouth. But I really like him, in the same way I loved me some Evel Dick!

Chima - omg!!! Can she just STFU??? I can't stand her constant laugh. I can't stand her being so full of herself. Seriously, she thinks she hung the moon! Get over yourself, girl.

And just a quick rundown on some shows Sparky and I have been watching:

Hung - too frigging funny! What a bunch of strange characters. They are so strange you tend to think this is a real group of people!

Sons of Anarchy - Wow. Just wow! We just started this and now have to get all caught up before the new season starts up in Sept. Do yourself a favor and sit through a few episodes.

Hell's Kitchen - What was up with that weird guy who got sent packing for getting all up in GR's face and insisting "he ain't no bitch"?? There's a bunch of weirdos in that kitchen . . . . .

Saving Grace - This season has been different. It's almost like the weekly crime plot is incidental. We all know the true stars of that show are Earl, Gus and Retta. :)

The Closer - Brenda Lee Johnson is not near as nice this season. Maybe marriage isn't agreeing with her? I don't know what it is, but everyone on her team seem seriously grumpy this year. Is someone going postal before the season ends? It's not pretty.

Weeds - Kevin Nealon deserves a pile of awards for playing Doug. He is hysterically funny! He and Andy make that show as good as it can be. Love it!

Anyone watching anything? Any BB opinions? I have been hearing about a show called The Kings, but I haven't seen it yet. Let me hear about your summer t.v. watching!