Dear NBA,
We, your adoring and ardent fans, beseech you to get your shit together. Enough is enough. Everyone knows it's always the fault of the other party when 2 sides can't come together in peace, love, and harmony.
But, who is really paying the price for this dick-measuring debacle? While you are waiting for the other side to flinch, blink and say Uncle, who is losing out? Hmmm?
Would it be us, the fans?
Why yes, it would!
And here's a little heads up for you:
If you keep this shit up you are going to LOSE fans! Left and right, people will quit caring.
Right now, do I know where any of my beloved Spurs are? Nope.
Do I care? Just a little. And a little less than I cared last week. And less than the week before.
So, as a mom I have this to say, "Get back to work. Get back to doing what you signed up to do. Quit being greedy bastards. And if there are less asses in the seats for your games when you do start up again, that is the price you will have to pay. And there will be major sucking up you will have to do to help your fan base remember why they liked you in the first damn place. I will say this one more time, Get. back. to. work. Enough is enough, already."
Most sincerely,
Lisa Pie who finds herself less and less of a fan as time goes by
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