T.V. Updates, yet again!

These updates are going to be hit or miss due to my dvr cable box becoming "Hal-like" and developing a mind of it's own. Sometimes it records things and sometimes not. It is very weird. And not in a good way. It must be time to go take this box in and get a newer, younger, less independent dvr cable box!

So here is what I do recall:

DWTS - Poor Michael Irvin! He was just getting good. He had just gotten his groove on, his happy feet on, his dancing shoes on, his rhythm going and what happens? He gets ousted by that little Aaron Carter. Speaking of Aaron Carter, I am MORE than a little creeped out by him and his bulging forehead vein. Not to mention, did you see his face when they said he was in the bottom 3? If looks could kill, that whole venue would have gone up in a ball of fire. Not in the least bit sane and healthy if you ask me. Something is just not right there is all I'm saying.

Oh, and I know it's probably not going to happen, but I really, really, REALLY want Donny Osmond to win. I love him! I love that he is 51 or 52 or whatever he is and he is twice the age of all these other people and he is still doing so well. Sorry, I just get tired of the 20-something people on these shows immediately picking off the older ones and treating them like they have no value. Go Donny!! Team Mormon!!

Biggest Loser - Praise the Lord!!!! It's been about 6 weeks in coming, but Tracey has FINALLY left the building. I didn't like her, I never liked her, and nothing she could do was going to make up for all the mean-spirited shit she pulled earlier in the game. Buh-bye Tracey!

I really like most of the other contestants left. I loved the D.C. stuff they did. I really loved them picking things in the White House garden and making salad there. Nice! Everyone should be encouraged to eat as close to the source as possible. Good job, Biggest Loser People!

Breaking Bad - This is a AMC series that we have picked up and o. m. g. people! No wonder Brian Cranston (dad from Malcolm in the middle) has won the Emmy twice in a row for his portrayal of Mr. White. This is a great show and it seriously pushes the boundaries.

TOOL ACADEMY - Lawsy, lawsy. I tell you these tools and their tool-ettes. My jaw dropped when Stew (Hillbilly Tool) and his girlfriend went to the therapy room and there were their parents. He has nice, normal parents! I was kind of assuming since he seems like an illiterate hick and doesn't work and mooches off Amanda's parents that he either A. had no family, or B. was raised by hillbilly wolves. But no! He has chosen to be white trash rather than raised in it. What a complete tool he is! And her too, for choosing him. Good riddance to them.

Survivor - So the merge will happen tomorrow, according to the previews. Why is CBS giving away everything that happens before the show? They have done this all season long! Schmucks. Let's see if the other tribe members will catch on to Evil Russell and his shenanigans.

Amazing Race - Wasn't it about time for those poker-playing, whining girls to go? Yes, it was! Ericka and Brian need to go next. Last week I really felt sorry for the little virgin girl whose boyfriend was yelling at her and trying to shove her down a 30 story high water slide. What a dick. She needs to lose him. And quick. I really like the pink-haired guy and his dad. They are so cute to watch!

Ok, that's it for now. Let me hear from you on what you are watching and who you like on these shows.