Okay, you know how husbands are NEVER as funny as they think they are? Mr. Big Ed is exceptional in this regard. I never think his jokes are funny. He is an unfunny man, is what he is.
We were out driving the other day and it was cold and rainy and pissy and just generally gross. And on top of that is was dusk-ish so there was very little visibility. I pulled up to a stop sign at a T intersection and there in the T in front of us was a huge lot very overgrown and lots of trees and such and in there was a deer. This is not an unusual phenomenon, we have all sorts of great wildlife in our neighborhood. We were talking about how it must be hard on them in this weather never having a good place to stay warm and dry. That constant dampness must be a hardship on them.
So I said something like "does he look unhappy?" and Mr. Big Ed says . . . . .
"He just has that deer in the headlights look".
Ba da pa, buuuum. (rim shot)
Mr. Big Ed can be VERY funny!
ReplyDeleteTell Mr. Big Ed he got a laugh out of me tonight!
ReplyDeleteI'm always cracking up over stuff Steve says, but thankfully for me none of the attractive women he works with get him.
Steve's wife, Beth