Amazing Idiots Race around the World and Tooliest Tools of all Tools

Did you see these 2 shows last night?  If not, you missed the STUPIDEST people ever to grace the t.v. screen!  I said it, and I meant it.  Oh Lawzy!  Dumber than boxes of hair, dumber than a sack of hammers, 11 crayons short in a box of 12.

First off, Jeff and Jordan of Big Brother fame were one of the couples on Amazing Race.  Now, how much fun is it going to be watching those two brain-trusts navigate themselves around the globe?  Ha!  And just when you thought they would be the dumbest team out there?  Guess who else is racing?  None other than THIS GIRL!!

And in case you thought they couldn't get any dumber than THAT?  This silly ass father/daughter team goes and paints the WRONG HOUSE!  They had to paint part of a wall as a challenge (how challenging is this task?  Only difficult if you are color blind in my opinion) and these maroons trotted off the wrong way and then wandered into someone's home and just started painting red on the walls.  Oooh, it was hysterical to watch all these wieners wandering around Chile.

To top it off there are these 2 cowboy brothers (not unlike Cowboy from BB) who heard they were going to Chile and decided to change all their money into Brazilian reales!!  WTF?  Why on earth would they do this?  If this keeps up they are going to have to change the title of this show to Amazing that these Short Bus Rejects can even Race at all!

And then on to the newest semester (as they call it) of Tool Academy.  My, oh my.  I almost don't know what to say.  These are some pretty horrendous tools.  They have included 2 female tools this season.  One is a lesbian and the other appears to be a nympho-slut.  And as bad as the tools are, the greatest and funniest thing to me was when Trina the-oh-so-proper-and-British therapist said "tool-ish behavior".  Seriously?  Tool-ish behavior?  Very medical term there, Trina.  Has anyone checked her credentials?

Sorry for posting twice in one day, but it had to be done.  : )